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Latest Urdu Funny SMS:
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Proffesor ne 1 Chuhe k liye 1 taraf
Proffesor ne 1 Chuhe k liye 1 taraf cake aur dusri taraf chuhe ki biwi (chuhia) rakh di.
Chuha foran Cake Ki taraf lapka.
Dusri baar Cake ko badal kar Roti rakhi.
Chuha Roti ki taraf lapka.
Is tarah kai baar food item badle.
Chuha har baar food ki taraf bhaaga.
Proffesor: Isse ye saabit ho gaya ke bhukh mei hi sabse badi taqat hai.
Itne mei last row se ek awaz ayi =
"Sir,ek bar chuhiya bhi badal ke dekh lete"
By:
musarat
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1 Sahab 5 Star Hotel Gaye
1 Sahab 5 Star Hotel Gaye,
Waiter Ko Bulaya Or Us Ko 500 Dey Ker Kaha
Ye Inam Ha Us Ehsan Ka Jo Aaj Sham Tum Mujh Pe Karo Gey
Waiter : No Problem, Jab Aap Aayen Ge To Aap Ko
Fine Service Miley Gi
Sahab Ne Kaha: Nai Dear,
Sham Ko Jab Meri Wife Aur Saas Mere Saath
Aaen To Humein Jaga Hi Na Mile.
By:
Samad
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Me ne chand se ik din kaha
Me ne chand se ik din kaha
Bta mera mehbob kesa hy?
Us ne kaha
Pehli gal ay k mai tere piyo da nokr nai
Te doji gal ay
k inni duron nzr v kuj ni aanda.
te Teji gal ay k ayho jai beghairtian zamen tak rakhia karo menu na wich paya karo :-)
By:
SAYYAM
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