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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Proffesor ne 1 Chuhe k liye 1 taraf
    Proffesor ne 1 Chuhe k liye 1 taraf cake aur dusri taraf chuhe ki biwi (chuhia) rakh di.

    Chuha foran Cake Ki taraf lapka.

    Dusri baar Cake ko badal kar Roti rakhi.

    Chuha Roti ki taraf lapka.

    Is tarah kai baar food item badle.

    Chuha har baar food ki taraf bhaaga.

    Proffesor: Isse ye saabit ho gaya ke bhukh mei hi sabse badi taqat hai.

    Itne mei last row se ek awaz ayi =
    "Sir,ek bar chuhiya bhi badal ke dekh lete"


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • 1 Sahab 5 Star Hotel Gaye
    1 Sahab 5 Star Hotel Gaye,
    Waiter Ko Bulaya Or Us Ko 500 Dey Ker Kaha
    Ye Inam Ha Us Ehsan Ka Jo Aaj Sham Tum Mujh Pe Karo Gey


    Waiter : No Problem, Jab Aap Aayen Ge To Aap Ko
    Fine Service Miley Gi



    Sahab Ne Kaha: Nai Dear,
    Sham Ko Jab Meri Wife Aur Saas Mere Saath
    Aaen To Humein Jaga Hi Na Mile.


  By: Samad   Send To Mobile
  • 2 Baar Lips Pe.
    2 Baar Lips Pe.
    2 Baar Gaal Pe.
    1 Martaba Mathay Pe.
    2 Baar Eyes Pe.
    Cold Cream Zaroor Lagana.
    Sardi Aarahi Hai Na. Smile


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Me ne chand se ik din kaha
    Me ne chand se ik din kaha

    Bta mera mehbob kesa hy?

    Us ne kaha

    Pehli gal ay k mai tere piyo da nokr nai

    Te doji gal ay
    k inni duron nzr v kuj ni aanda.

    te Teji gal ay k ayho jai beghairtian zamen tak rakhia karo menu na wich paya karo :-)


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • 2 Baar Lips Pe
    2 Baar Lips Pe.
    2 Baar Gaal Pe.
    1 Martaba Mathay Pe.
    2 Baar Eyes Pe.
    Cold Cream Zaroor Lagana.
    Sardi Aarahi Hai Na. Smile


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Sardi Aarahi Hai Na. Smile
    2 Baar Lips Pe.
    2 Baar Gaal Pe.
    1 Martaba Mathay Pe.
    2 Baar Eyes Pe.
    Cold Cream Zaroor Lagana.
    Sardi Aarahi Hai Na. Smile


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • In Mein Sy Koi 2 No. Select Karain
    In Mein Sy Koi 2 No. Select Karain
    111
    222
    333
    444
    555
    666
    777
    888
    999
    Or Unhen Appas Mein Multiply Kr Dain
    Vehley Ee Bethy O,Tuhada Ki Janda Ae :-)


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Lo Mere "GIRL FRIEND " Ki Photo Dekho
    Lo Mere "GIRL FRIEND " Ki Photo Dekho,



    .-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.
    ¡ *some ¡
    ¡ photo ¡
    ¡ missing* ¡ .-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.

    Beta Agar "BHABI" Ki NIYAT Se Dekhte To Zaror NAZAR Aati.


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
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