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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Barabar Walo Se Zara Iodex La
    Meman: Barabar Walo Se Zara Iodex La
    Biwi: Wo log nahi denge
    Meman: Han baray hi kanjoos aur kaminay log hain,




    Chal apni almari se nikal le... :-)


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Dil Ko Sabsay Zada Dard Kb Hota Hy?
    Dil Ko Sabsay Zada Dard Kb Hota Hy?
    Fail Hony Pr?
    Nae
    Pyar Men Dhoka Milny Pr?
    Nae
    Chot Lgny Pr?
    Nae
    Dil Ko Sbsy Zada Dard Hota Hy Jb Mobile
    Chrging Py Lga Kr Jao Or
    2 Ghnty Bd Akr Dkho To Switch Band..:-D


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Faqeer to Sheikh
    Faqeer to Sheikh:

    Aap k parrosi ne mujhey pait bhar kr khana khilaya hai,aap bhi kuch de dein..

    SHEIKH:

    Ye lo “HAJMOLA…”;->


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Zindagi Ki Qeemat Ka Andaza
    Kisi Ki Zindagi Ki Qeemat Ka Andaza
    Uski Moat K Baad He Hota Hai.
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    Jesey
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    Chicken
    Zinda............Rs.130/-
    Chicken Karrahi..Rs.480/-


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Jiye Mutahidda Kehna Hai
    Ek Angrez Karachi Aya Kuch Dino Me Yahan Ki Zubaan Seekh Gaya

    Uska Interview Lia Gaya..

    Q. Apko KARACHI Kesa Laga?
    Ans: Lush Yaar..

    Q:Yahan Ki Life Kesi Lagi?
    Ans: Boht Phateek Hain Yahan..

    Q. Log Kese Lagay?
    Ans: Boht chirandi..

    Q.Yahan Apne Kia Seekha?
    Ans: Maine Ye Seekha Hai Agar Karachi Me Rehna Hai
    To Jiye Mutahidda Kehna Hai.


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • 10 Logon Ko Send Karen
    10 Logon Ko Send Kar K Taleem Ko Mango Karen...!!!

    A For Saib
    B For Kela
    C For Billi
    D For Kutta
    E For Hathi
    F For Machli
    G For Bakri
    H For Ghora

    Yeh Msg 10 Logon Ko Send Kr K Taleem Ko Mango Karen... ;->


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Z@rdari hajj krne gya
    Z@rdari hajj krne gya
    to logon ne shetan k bajaye zardari ko pathar mare .......

    Shetan ne front pe khre ho k kaha





    A khuda mere abu salamat rahain.B-)


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • If mathematicians became film
    If mathematicians became film producers,

    the title would be something like this...

    Kabhi Limit Kabhi Continuity

    Main Log Ki Deewani Hoon

    Calculus Wale Vector Le Jayenge

    Hum Solution Nikal Chuke Sanam

    Humara Differential Aapke Paas Hai

    Kyun? Summation Ho Gaya Na

    Maine Maths Kyun Liya

    3 Variables

    My Name Is Integration and I Am Not Derivative


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Koi Fayeda Nahi Miss Call Thi
    Tring..Tring..
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    Tring..Tring..
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    Tring..Tring..Tee.Tee.Tee...
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    Beep End...
    .Hello
    Hellooo..<)))
    Hellow...<) ) )
    .
    Koi Fayeda Nahi Miss Call Thi..!


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Isi DAR Se Me FAIL Hogya
    DAD Apko Pata Chale K Me 1st Division Pas Hua
    To Apko Kesa Lage Ga

    DAD-
    Me To KHUSI SE PAGAL Ho Jaunga.

    KID-
    Bussss...

    Isi DAR Se Me FAIL Hogya. :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
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