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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Begam Dall Hi Gir Gai
    Bivi : {Shohar Se} Ghar Mehman Aarhe Hain Or Ghar Men Dal K Siwa Kuch Nahi Hai,
    Lehaza Jab Mehman Aa jayen To Tum Kitchen Me Ja Kar 1 Bartan Gira Dena. Main Puchon To Kehna QORMA Gir Gaya, Phir 2sra Bartan Gira Dena Or Kehna BRYANI Gir Gai.
    TO Main Kahon Gi Chalo Dall Hi Le Aao.

    Mehmano K Aane K Bad Shohar Kitchen Me Gaya Aur Bartan Girne Ki Aawaz Aai

    Bivi Kya Hua???

    Shohar : Begam Dall Hi Gir Gai. ('_')


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • After A Car Accident
    After Car Accident
    American: Its Fine Man...

    British: Im So Sorry...

    Chines: Are U Oky?

    Pakstani:O..........,
    Andha Hai Kya,

    Kutte Ki Tarha Chala Rha Tha,

    Tere Baap Ka Road Hai.:-D:-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • 1 Admi Ko Maleria Ho Gaya
    1 Admi Ko Maleria Ho Gaya,,,!!!

    Us K Dost Ne Usse Hospital Jane Ka Kaha,,,!!!

    Wo Hospital Gaya To Dekha K 2 Darwazy Han,,,!!!

    1 Par Likha Tha "Mamoli Bimari" Or 2 Par "Khas Bemari",,,!!!

    Us Ko Mamoli Bemari Thi To Wo Mamoli Bimari Wale Darwazy Ma gaya,,,!!!

    Andar Gaya To Dekha K,,,!!!

    Andar Bhi 2 Darwazy Han,,,!!!

    1 Par Likha Tha K "Ghareeb Admi" 2 Par "Ameer Admi",,,!!!

    Wo Ghareeb Tha To Wo Ghareeb Admi Wale Darwaze Ma Chala Gaya,,,!!!

    Or dekha K Hospital Se Bahar A gaya,,,!!!

    "GEO PAKISTAN".:-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Badam Khane Se Dimag Mai
    Badam Khane Se Dimag Me Moch Askti He
    .
    .
    .
    Socho Kese
    .
    Simple
    Badam Khane Se Dimag Tez Dorega
    Or Tez Dorne Se Moch Askti Hai.:-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Maa Ne Kaha Face Book Chor Do
    DEVDAS Of 2010..

    >Maa Ne Kaha Face Book Chor Do!

    >Abba Ne Kaha Night Package Chor Do!

    >Doston Ne Kaha Mobile Se Balance Churana Chor Do!

    >Paaro Ne Kaha Dew Peena Chor Do!

    Aur

    >Aik Din Aayega Jab Girlfrnd K Bachey Bolengey..

    >Maamu Ab To Hamari Ammi Ka Peecha Chor Do!


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Zindagi Ka Usool
    Zindagi Ka Usool
    Agr koi tumhe patthar mare to tumhara farz hai k tum us par,

    Phool phenko,

    Lekin'
    Yad rahe,






    Phool gamle samait phekna hai :-)


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Aik Over Main Kitni Balls
    ACCA EXAMS...
    Q: Aik Over Main Kitni Balls Phenki Jati Hain?

    Answer 4rm Students: 6

    Examiner Comments: Sorry 1 Over Main 1 He Ball 6 Bar Phenki Jati Hai.
    FAIL. :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Kahan Ja Rai Hai Naqaab Kar K
    Larka Larki Sy:
    Oye Hoye Kahan Ja Rai Hai Naqaab Kar K

    Larki:-
    Tere Ghar

    Larka:-
    ...Me Bhi Ata Hun

    Larki:-
    Aja Bagherat Ammi Ko Bataun Gi Apni Behan Ko Cherta Hai. :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Ghar Sy Bhag Jany Ki Dhamki
    Jab Koi Larki Ghar Sy Bhag Jany Ki
    Dhmki Dy To Us K Ma Bap Ko Chahye

    Usy Ganja Kr K Bitha Den.
    5 Maheeny Tk Bhagny Ka Nam Nhe Legi.. =P

    Zubeda Aapa K Totky ;->


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
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