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Latest Urdu Funny SMS:
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Begam Dall Hi Gir Gai
Bivi : {Shohar Se} Ghar Mehman Aarhe Hain Or Ghar Men Dal K Siwa Kuch Nahi Hai,
Lehaza Jab Mehman Aa jayen To Tum Kitchen Me Ja Kar 1 Bartan Gira Dena. Main Puchon To Kehna QORMA Gir Gaya, Phir 2sra Bartan Gira Dena Or Kehna BRYANI Gir Gai.
TO Main Kahon Gi Chalo Dall Hi Le Aao.
Mehmano K Aane K Bad Shohar Kitchen Me Gaya Aur Bartan Girne Ki Aawaz Aai
Bivi Kya Hua???
Shohar : Begam Dall Hi Gir Gai. ('_')
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AsiM
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After A Car Accident
After Car Accident
American: Its Fine Man...
British: Im So Sorry...
Chines: Are U Oky?
Pakstani:O..........,
Andha Hai Kya,
Kutte Ki Tarha Chala Rha Tha,
Tere Baap Ka Road Hai.:-D:-)
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AsiM
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1 Admi Ko Maleria Ho Gaya
1 Admi Ko Maleria Ho Gaya,,,!!!
Us K Dost Ne Usse Hospital Jane Ka Kaha,,,!!!
Wo Hospital Gaya To Dekha K 2 Darwazy Han,,,!!!
1 Par Likha Tha "Mamoli Bimari" Or 2 Par "Khas Bemari",,,!!!
Us Ko Mamoli Bemari Thi To Wo Mamoli Bimari Wale Darwazy Ma gaya,,,!!!
Andar Gaya To Dekha K,,,!!!
Andar Bhi 2 Darwazy Han,,,!!!
1 Par Likha Tha K "Ghareeb Admi" 2 Par "Ameer Admi",,,!!!
Wo Ghareeb Tha To Wo Ghareeb Admi Wale Darwaze Ma Chala Gaya,,,!!!
Or dekha K Hospital Se Bahar A gaya,,,!!!
"GEO PAKISTAN".:-)
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AsiM
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Maa Ne Kaha Face Book Chor Do
DEVDAS Of 2010..
>Maa Ne Kaha Face Book Chor Do!
>Abba Ne Kaha Night Package Chor Do!
>Doston Ne Kaha Mobile Se Balance Churana Chor Do!
>Paaro Ne Kaha Dew Peena Chor Do!
Aur
>Aik Din Aayega Jab Girlfrnd K Bachey Bolengey..
>Maamu Ab To Hamari Ammi Ka Peecha Chor Do!
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AsiM
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