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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Jo log garam pani main ELFY dal ko
    * = Jo log garam pani main ELFY dal ke nahaty hain .........*

    Wo log kabhi toot k bikhra nahi krty' *"

    Zubeida Apa k totkay........:p

    Try it.:->


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • CHOOMA Tha Kuch Is Tarah Se
    CHOOMA Tha Kuch Is Tarah Se
    Mery Labon Ko GurIyA Nay Akhri Bar,

    k Jism Mai Zehar Bhi Phela DiYa
    Or Maut Bhi Na Ai!


  By: Samad   Send To Mobile
  • Mathematicians Film Producers
    If Mathematicians Became Film Producers,
    The Title Would Be Something Like This...

    -Kabhi Limit Kabhi Continuity

    -Main Log Ki Deewani Hoon

    -Calculus Wale Vector Le Jayenge

    -Hum Solution Nikal Chuke Sanam

    -Humara Differential Aapke Paas Hai

    -Kyun? Summation Ho Gaya Na

    -Maine Maths Kyun Liya

    -3 Variables

    -My Name Is Integration and I Am Not Derivative. :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Zubaida Aapa K Jaan Leva Totky
    Agar Aap chai Banate waqt Chai ki Patti k Sath
    Thori tambaco ki patti dal dein,
    To koi b Aenda
    Aapse Chai ki farmaish nhi karega.:-)

    (Zubaida Aapa K Jaan Leva Totky)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Aapko English Samajh Nahi Aati
    Men Saabit Kar Sakta Hun Aapko English Zabaan Samajh Nahi Aati...
    Up
    Up
    Up
    Bas Sabit Hua Apko 'Up' Ka Matlab Nahi Malum Warna Aap Neeche Nahi Aatey...


  By: Samad   Send To Mobile
  • Modeling Offer For You
    Modeling Offer For You
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    Aap ko krna ye he,

    Dupaty ki advertisment k liye Plaza sy kudna hei,

    Aur girne k bad kehna he
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    uffffffffff

    sar phat gya magar dupata nai phata:-)


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • 3 Charsi Motorcycle Pe
    3 Charsi Motorcycle Pe Ja Rahe thy.
    Darmyan Waly ko AWAZ sunai di

    " Thaaaaaaa "

    Usne apne Aagy Wale se Pocha: Goli tenu laggi a?

    Usne kaha: Nai.

    Usne Apne Peechy Wale se Pocha: Te Fer Goli Tenu laggi a?

    Wo B Bola: Nai.

    Wo Khud Neechy Gir Gaya: Le fer Menu e lagi hai


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Bondoon mein Teri Yaad Aati Hai
    Sheikh Boy :

    Barish Ki Bondoon mein Terii Yaad Aati Hai

    Sawaan kay mausaam meiN terii yaaad atii haii

    GIrl :

    Darama naa kar Muje Yaad hai terii chaatrii Wapis Deni hai...


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Aik Aur Ice-cream Khao Gye?
    Beta Aik Aur Ice-cream Khao Gye?
    kanjoos baap nay apnay betay say poocha...

    Beta: Lekin abbu jaan aap nay aik icecream bhi nai dilai ab tak

    Baap: Tum bhool rahay ho beta jab hum pichlay saal yahan aaye thay toh aik icecream nahi khai thi kiya?


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Chor Ki Biwi Apny Shohar Se
    Ek Chor Ki Biwi Apny Shohar Se kehnay lagi: Ghar ka rashan khatam ho gaya hai jaldi say lay kar aayein.

    Chor (biwi se): Lay aaon ga aisee bhi kiya jaldi hai zara dukaanien toh band honay do ...


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
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