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Latest Urdu Funny SMS:
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Zubaida Apa Ki Cigarette Ki Recipe
Zubaida Apa Ki Cigarette Ki Recipe:
5 Gm Charas
1 Gold Leaf Ka Cigrt
2 Machis Ki Teeleya
1 Hawadar Kamra
Tarkeeb:
Gold Leaf Ka Cigrt Khali Kare,
Machis Ki Teeli Jalae,
Charas Ko 110 Degree Pr Garam Kare,
Charas Ko Paati Mix Kr K Cigrt Bhar Le,
Ab 2sri Machis Ki Teli Se Cigrt Jalae
Or
Enjoy Karin
JHOLE LAL...!
Agaly Hafte Zubaida Apa Apko
Heroin Pine Ki Asan Recepi Bataingi..:-D
Dont Mis It..;-)
By:
musarat
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Aap Apni Beti Ki Shadi
Boy: Aap Apni Beti Ki Shadi Mujhse Ker Dain
Main Apko Us K Wazan K Barabar Sona Dunga
Memon: Mujhe Waqt Do
Boy:Sochney K Liye?
Memon: Nahi Beti Ka Wazn Barhaney K Liye..:-)
By:
AsiM
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Ek Aadmi Ne Add Dekha
Ek Aadmi Ne Add Dekha,
"PURANI BIKE DO AUR NEW BIKE LO"
Wo Us Address Per Pohancha To Wahan
Koi Shop Nahi Thi.
Us Ne Guzarny Walay Do Larkon Se Is
Add K Baary Me Poocha,
Unhon Ne GUN Nikal K Kaha:
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Ye Add Hum Ne Diya Tha!!
"CHAL YE PURANI BIKE DE
OR
JA KR NEW BIKE Ley...=PXD
By:
AsiM
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Professions Of Cricket Heroes
Upcoming Professions Of Our Cricket Heroes!
Salman Butt: Waiter In PC
Imran Farhat: Work In Juice Corner
Younus Khan: Naswar Farosh
Shoaib Malik: Malik Paan Shop
Omer Akmal & Kamran Akmal: Akmal's Electric Store
Shahid Afridi: Boom Boom Toy Shop
Abdur Razaq: Churan Wala
Umer Gul: Plumber
Saeed Ajmal: Naan Tandoor.
By:
AsiM
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In 2025 Bhikari
In 2025
Bhikhari :- Allah Ke Naam Pe Kuch De De..
Boy :- Ye Lay Meri "MBA" Ki Degree Rakh Le..
Bhikhari :- Nahi Chahiye
Tujhe Chahiye
To Meri "CA" Ki degree Rakh Le... :-)
By:
AsiM
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