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Best Collection of New Urdu Funny SMS at Funny SMS

A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Bachy Ka Ticket Half Nai Pora Hoga
    Ticket Checker:
    "Bachy Ka Ticket Half Nai Pora Hoga,
    Is ki Umer 12 Se Ziada Hai"

    Father Angrily:
    "Is Ki Umer 12 Se Ziada Kese Ho Skti Hai?
    12 Sal To Meri Shadi Ko Hue Hain".

    Ticket Checker:
    "Main Yahan Ticket Check Karne Aya Hun,
    Gunahon Ka Aiteraf Sun'ne Nai..." =P ;->


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Usko Rab Se Itne Bar Manga Hai
    Usko Rab Se Itne Bar Manga Hai,

    'Dost'

    k Ab Hum Sirf Haath Uthate Hy to Farishte Kehtay Hain
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    "Kaka Tainoo Hor
    koi kam nai"...


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Muthi Garam Karo
    Wakeel: Tum ne Police Officer ki hatheli pe jalti hue cigret kyun rakhi?


    Mujrim: Ye Hum ko bola "kaam karvana hai to pehle "MUTTHI" garam karo.


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Dil Torny K Liye
    Dil Torny K Liye bas itna hi kafi ha Faraz,


    "The number you have dailed is on another call, plz try l8r,
    toon, toon, toon........."


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • I'll Never Understand Women
    Kid : I know I'll Never Understand Women..


    They can take boiling hot wax,

    pour it on the arm and rip the hair out by the root,

    and still be afraid of Cockroach :-p


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Hum gaey thy usy manany k liye
    Hum gaey thy usy manany k liye

    Wo khafa acha laga hum ny khafa rehny diya

    Tashreeh(Explanation):
    Is sher mei shair apni mehbuba sy keh raha hy

    BHAR MEI JA


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Khoubsorat Larki Khari Hai
    Urdu ki teacher "

    "Wo dekho Ek Khoubsorat Larki Khari Hai.."


    is jumlay ko apne alfaaz mai likho...


    Student:

    "Abey wo dekh teri bhabi"...>)


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Mujhy Mohabbat ki Saza Do
    Usny kaha, Mujhy Mohabbat ki Saza Do,
    FARAZ.......
    ma ne ja kar sb kuch us ki ami ko bta dya......
    Yahoooooo.........
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    Changi kut pai fr.........!!!


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Senior Doctor Junior Doctor Se
    Senior Doctor Junior Doctor Se:

    Ward No. 12 Main Behosh Paray Patient
    Ki Kya Report Hai?

    Junior Doctor:Sir Uska Tou Maine Postmortem
    Kr Diya... ;->


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Maa Ke Liye Wo Koun Sa Kaam Hai
    Ek Sawal -

    Maa Ke Liye Wo Koun Sa Kaam Hai..

    Jo Beta Kare To Bura Aur Damaad
    Kare To Bohot Achcha Lagta Hai

    Socho

    Biwi Ki Gulami

    Gr8 Ppl Gr8 Thought :P


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
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