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Best Collection of New Urdu Funny SMS at Funny SMS

A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Beta Kia Kar Rahe Ho
    Memon Apne Bete Se:
    Beta Kia Kar Rahe Ho...???

    Beta:
    Kuch Nai Papa...

    Memon:
    To Kuch Likh Rahe Hoge?

    Beta:
    G Nai Papa, Main Kuch Nai Likh Raha.

    Memon (Ghusse Se):
    To Phir Chashma Utar Kyun Nai Dete,
    Tumhe Fazool Kharchi Ki Aadat Hogai Hai.:-)


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • 1 SHAKS Ne Apni Bhabi Ko Jan Se Mar
    1 SHAKS Ne Apni Bhabi Ko Jan Se Mar Dia.
    Logo Ne Pucha K Q Mara ?

    Wo Bola:

    Yra Me Jissy B Puchta K Fon Pe Kis Se Baat Kr Rha Hy,Khta.


    Tmhare Bhabhi Se.. ;->


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • 1 SHAKS Ne Apni Bhabi Ko Jan Se Mar
    1 SHAKS Ne Apni Bhabi Ko Jan Se Mar Dia.
    Logo Ne Pucha K Q Mara ?

    Wo Bola:

    Yra Me Jissy B Puchta K Fon Pe Kis Se Baat Kr Rha Hy,Khta.


    Tmhare Bhabhi Se.. ;->


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Dad: Paper dene kyun nahi gaye
    Dad: Paper dene kyun nahi gaye?

    Son: Paper bohot mushkil tha papa..

    Dad: Jab tum gaye nahi tou phir kesy pata?

    Son: Paper 2 din pehle hi out hogaya tha!


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • 1 shakhs Qabristan se guzar raha tha
    1 shakhs Qabristan se guzar raha tha,

    k Achanak iski nazar 1 Qabr par peri,

    jis pe likha tha "IMANDAR WAQEEL"

    Usne 2,3 martaba perha, or bohat hairan hua:

    Phir bola:
    .

    .

    "Kamal hai kisi ny 1 Qaber me 2 Aadmi dafan kar diye hain"


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • 1 biwi ki request hay ignore mat karna.
    1 biwi ki request hay ignore mat karna.


    is msg ko itna phelao k us k shohar tak pohanch jaye

    Aur wo razi hojaye.

    Aameen.



    hum hazaron sms karte hain, shayed is 1 sms se hum kisi ki biwi k kaam Aajayen



    "Z@rdari jan! is baar mere sath Eid karen" (Benazir)


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Kanwaari Larki
    Ek Kanwaari Larki,

    Pehli Baar Ek Larkay Se Akele Main Mili....




    Msg Ka Baqiya Hissa

    Apki Shadi K baad..


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • 1 SHAKS Ne Apni Bhabi Ko Jan Se Mar
    1 SHAKS Ne Apni Bhabi Ko Jan Se Mar Dia.
    Logo Ne Pucha K Q Mara ?

    Wo Bola:

    Yra Me Jissy B Puchta K Fon Pe Kis Se Baat Kr Rha Hy,Khta.


    Tmhare Bhabhi Se.. ;->


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Memon Apne Bete Se:
    Memon Apne Bete Se:
    Beta Kia Kar Rahe Ho...???

    Beta:
    Kuch Nai Papa...

    Memon:
    To Kuch Likh Rahe Hoge?

    Beta:
    G Nai Papa, Main Kuch Nai Likh Raha.

    Memon (Ghusse Se):
    To Phir Chashma Utar Kyun Nai Dete,
    Tumhe Fazool Kharchi Ki Aadat Hogai Hai.:-)


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
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