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Apne Malik Ko Zehar Q Diya



Judge:
Tumne Apne Malik Ko Zehar Q Diya..???

Mulzim:
Kyun K Unho Ne Kaha Tha K Aisa Thanda Pani Pilao
K Thanda Ho Jaon--
Maine Zehar Daal Kar De Diya,
Woh Ek Minute Me Thande Hogaye.:-)



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