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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • 1 aurat ne Hirni ka gosht pakaya
    1 aurat ne Hirni ka gosht pakaya'

    magar apne bachon ko us ka naam nahi bataya k

    ye kia cheez hai,

    lekin ek hint dia

    aur sharmaty huay boli:

    "Ye wo hai jo tumhary papa aksar mujhy

    piyar se kehty hein"

    1 bacha chillaya:

    Mat khana,

    Kutiya pakai hai...":-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Special TEA
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    Special TEA

    1 ap k lye

    Or

    Dusri

    B

    ap k lye.
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    Kiyon k 2no me makhi gir gae
    thi....


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • Meri kher ay
    ) ('',)___//\_
    ]""""""""""[
    Roye wo is qadar
    meri lash se lipat kar

    K lash uth k boli
    ('.')
    ) _/)'(\_
    ]"""""<<"""[

    Le tu mar ja!
    Meri kher ay.


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • Jab tum umeed se zyada
    Jab tum umeed se zyada
    Maal-o-Daulat jama kar lo,


    Toh Mulk chor do ye tumhare haq main behtar hy.
    (Zardari) ki kitaab

    "bhag Zardari bhag "se iqtebas...


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Agey Apki Marzi
    1 Shakhs Ko Ye Number

    0321-4818850

    Khwab Me Nazr Aya
    To
    Us ne
    "100" Ka
    Easy Load Kra Dia
    1
    Ghantey Me
    Usey
    1000
    Ka Not Para Mila

    Dosry
    Ne Isko Jhut Samjha
    To
    Uska Mobile Gum Ho Gya

    1 Larki Ne
    50 Ka Load Krwaya
    To
    "3" Din
    K
    Andar Andar
    Uska
    ENGLAND
    Se Rishta Aa Gya
    Mera Farz Tha Btana
    Agey
    Apki Marzi..


  By: Saima   Send To Mobile
  • So Ladies & Gentlemen
    So, Ladies & Gentlemen
    Ap ki bharpoor taliyon k saath
    tashreef la rahi hein....
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    :-)GarMiyaaaaN...:-)


  By: Rooha Baig   Send To Mobile
  • Yaar Ye Dekh
    Yaar
    Ye Dekh
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    Kisi ne bilkul Khaali msg bheja hai

    Ye koi insaniyat hai.


  By: Saba Qureshi   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Kisan ka murgha budha ho gya
    Ek Kisan ka murgha budha ho gya to
    wo bazar sy jawan murgha ly aya
    aur murghi'oun mai chor dia.

    Budhay murghy ny jawan murghy ko dekha to
    pas aa k bola:

    larai sy behtar hy k hum 2no race laga kr
    haar jeet ka faisla kar lein.
    Jo jeet gya murghian uski. Magar mai
    budha ho mai pehly bhagon ga phr tum bhagna.

    Jawan murgha maan gya.
    Budha murgha shor machata bhag khra hua
    jawan b usky bad pechy bhaga.

    Shor sun k kisan bandoq ly k ghr sy nikla
    aur jawan murghy ko goli maar k bola:

    Dhat teri ki..! Ye 3sra murgha b LONDAYBAZ nikla

    Moral:Experience is more important than power!:-)


  By: Saima   Send To Mobile
  • Ye Jo Aag Dil Me Lagi Hai
    Ye Jo Aag Dil Me Lagi Hai Dunya Me Laga Donga,

    Uski Doli Jo Uthi.

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    (,")
    <))> XcuSe mE
    _¡¡_

    Koi Baat Nhi
    Dosri Phansa lon ga.


  By: Saima   Send To Mobile


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
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