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Best Collection of New Urdu Funny SMS at Funny SMS

A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Kisi ne ek Doctor se poocha
    Kisi ne ek Doctor se poocha:

    Ye bachhy itny shararti Q hoty hen?

    FANTASTIC JAWAB

    Dr:
    Jo cheez paida hi shararat kerny se hoti hy,
    Wo shareef kese ho sakti hy....:_()


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Fakeer darwaze par
    Fakeer darwaze par;
    AMA tere 7tan putran di kher.


    Andar se awaz aai,
    8wen ne teri paen chuki A.


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Tip of the day
    Tip of the day:

    Agar life me ap se koi ghalti ho jaye...

    To 2 mint tak apni aankhen band ker k

    socho??

    K???
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    Ilzam kis pe lagaaun.....:-)


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • Jo log soch samjh k shadi nahi krty
    Jo log soch samjh k shadi nahi krty
    Wo zindgi bhar larty hein

    Or jo log söch smajh k shadi karty hein
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    Hundi onna nal v kutteyan wali a
    par o dasdy nai:


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Wada karo
    Wada karo

    tum apni
    ik ik baat

    mujh say
    share karo gay
    apni
    wafa

    dosti

    dukh

    sukh

    khushi

    gham

    aur


    Aur

    apna

    ,
    balance:-
    Bhi,,,,,
    * WAADA *
    *karo*


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Molvi Bus Me Ja Raha Tha
    Ek Molvi Bus Me Ja Raha Tha
    Samney Bethi Ek Aurat Apny Bety Ko Bar bar ye hi Bol Rahi Thi
    "Beta Jaldi se Ye Halwa Kha lo Warna Me Un Uncle Ko De Dun gi

    jab us orat ne 4th bar ye hi alfaaz bole to MOLVi ghusse se Bola:
    "O baji jee Jaldi Fesla Karo,
    Halway k chakkar me mai 4 Stop Agey aa gaya Hun


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Tum meri CHAND ho
    Laloo – Rabri tum meri CHAND ho
    Rabri – Na ji hamko CHAND-VAND mat kahiye,
    Yeh sasura America wale roz chand par chadhte hain..:-)


  By: gul   Send To Mobile
  • Heraan kar do
    Is dil ka kaha mano ek kam kar do,

    ek benam c khushi mere nam kardo,

    meri zat pe faqt itna ehsan kardo

    ghar se NAHA k niklo poore muhalle ko heraan kar do


  By: Saba Qureshi   Send To Mobile
  • teacher anD student
    Teacher: Tum late kion aye ho?
    Student: Ammi Abbu lar rahy thay eslie
    Teacher:Wo lar rahay thay tu tum kion late aye
    Student: Mera ek joota ammi ke pas tha owr ek abbu ke pas


  By: mobeen   Send To Mobile
  • Soney ki Dua
    "Soney ki Dua"
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    Ya Allah sona sasta ker dy,

    ta k hum jese no'jawano ki shadi ho saky.

    Aameen.

    Tum kia samjhy, Good ni8 wala sona?

    Time to dekho yaar,

    Abhi kahan sona hai...:-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
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