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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:



  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Pakistan ki Aurton ka ARIEL pe Aitemad
    Pakistan ki Aurton ka ARIEL pe Aitemad:
    .
    Mery Husband ko khany ki bilkul
    tameez nhi hy..
    .
    Janweron ki terha khana or phir haath bhi
    shirt se saaf kr lena
    .
    Un ki ek hi shirt hy
    Me roz dho ker sooti thi
    .
    Ek din unke dost ne un per
    Paan thook dia...
    .
    Pehly to me ne unko
    Kutty ki terha Mara
    .
    Phir mere Abbu ny ARIEL
    ka kaha..
    .
    Ab me ARIEL un ki pocket
    me hi daal deti hun
    .
    Jahan daag lagy wahin
    baith ker dho lety hen
    .
    Mein Husband ko Chor dungi
    Lekin ARIEL nhi...:-)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • What is 10 years for me
    Wife:What is 10 years for me?
    Husband:A second.

    Wife:What is $1000 for me?
    Husband:A coin.

    Wife: Ok give me a coin.
    Husband:Wait a second


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Yesterday-night I saw a dream
    Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
    That u were sending me
    Jewelry and clothes!

    Husband: yeah, I saw
    your dad paying the bill !!!


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • LOVE METTER
    "*¤ LOVE METTER ¤*"

    Apna future janne k liye type kijye


    OR
    .

    .
    Send kr dein apny Abu k number par.
    lag pata jaye ga :)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Anmole RaaZ
    Anmole RaaZ

    Talash usko na karo jo dunya me

    sub se ziyada khubsurat ho

    Balke

    Talaash usko karojo apki zindagi ko

    khubsurat bana de..

    Chalo ab sub milker

    "Dhondo Mujhe"..:-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • 1 Aurat doosri se
    1 Aurat doosri se :

    Jab tujhy Talaaq hui to tera ek bacha tha,
    Ab 3 hen, kese?

    Doosri sharma k :

    Wo kabhi kabhi Maafi mangne aajaty hen...:-)


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • Zardari Hajj krne gaya to
    Zardari Hajj krne gaya to logon ne

    shetan ko nhi Zardari ko pather mary...

    Shetan samne agaya or kehne laga
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Ae Khuda mere abbu salamat rahen...:-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
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