Special Totkay
Special Totkay
1- Agar aap k pao'n ki Erhiyan phat jaen or koi
cold cream asar na kery to Aap sui dhaaga le ker see len..
.
2- Agar aap k haath me bohat dard hai to
Hathori len or zor se pao'n pe maaren, Yaqeen
keren aap hath ka dard bhool jaen gy..
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3- Agar aap k daant me keera lag jaye to
1 se 2 hafty tak kuch mat khaen, Keera ander hi bhook
se mer jaye ga...
.
4- Agar aap ko raat me neend nhi aati to Ankhon
me 1 drop Elfi daal len, Aap ko neend bhi achi aaye gi
or Subha aankh bhi nhi khuley gi......:-):(
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