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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Ek Amma bus walay ko
    Ek Amma bus walay ko rozana Kaaju or Pista

    khanay ko deti thi..

    Kafi arsay tak ye silsila jari raha.

    Ek din bus walay ny poocha :

    "Amma aap mujhy roz ye khnay ko q deti ho?"

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    Amma : "Beta mere daant to rahy nahi, sirf

    choos ker phenk dena achi baat nahi,,,,

    Me ny socha k kisi k pait me chala jaye to

    achi baat hai..."

    Aaaakh Thoooooo

    ooOoooOowaaa.....:-(


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Mere Pakistaniyoooo
    Mere Pakistaniyoooo!!

    Thand a nahi rahi,,,,

    Balke thand a gai hai...

    Aap sab ko meri taraf se,

    "Go Germi Go"

    Mubarak hooo..


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Kitny hi documents per
    Kitny hi documents per signature

    in Hathon ny kiye hen..

    Aye Pen

    Tarasta hai mera Special Signature

    Nikah Naamay pe uterny ko..!!

    Uffff

    (",) Inteha ho gai
    <))> intezar ki..
    _//_

    Dedic8 to all Kunwara Party...:-)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Admi bohat ziyada sochta tha
    Ek Admi bohat ziyada sochta tha,

    2sry Admi ny usay kaha : Tum itna sochty ho,

    sochny k liye koi banda q nahi rakh lety?


    1st Admi : Aisa banda kahan milay ga?


    2nd Admi : Me hun na.

    Salary kitni do gy?


    1st Admi : Rs. 8,000


    2nd Admi : Apki apni salary 5000 hai,

    Mujhy 8000 kahan se do gy?


    1st Admi : Ab ye sochna tumhara kaam hai...:-)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Arrange Marriage
    "Arrange Marriage"

    Rs. 200,000 shadi per,

    Rs. 50,000 haq mehar per,

    Rs. 50,000 mukhtalif rasmon per,

    Jahez = 300,000

    Valeema = 100,000

    Total = Rs. 700,000


    "Love Marriage"

    Rs. 120 ka stamp paper

    200 Taxi ka kiraya

    50 typist ko

    Mithai Rs. 300

    Total = Rs. 670


    Dharny me Aao

    Dil lagao

    Larki bhagao

    Aur

    Naya Pakistan Banao.

    "Imran Khan Love Marriage Scheme"

    Student Pkg..

    Ham ny badalna hai Pakistan...:-)


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • 1 Hospital me
    1 Hospital me her 2sry din subha 11 bje

    ICU bed # 15 pe jo bhi mareez hota wo Mar jata.

    Jab mustaqil aisa hua to us jaga ko Aaseb Zada qarar de diya gaya.

    Aur pata lagany k liye k aisa q hota hai,

    1 Din subha 11 bje se pehly 1 mareez ko ICU bed # 15 per

    laya gaya. Hospital ka amla aur Molana bhi wahan

    mojud thy aur chup k dekh rahy thy.


    11 bajty hi ICU ka darwaza khula aur 1 Safai kerny wala

    ander aya, Us ny atay hi

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    Bed # 15 ki oxygen ka plug nikaal k apna mobile charging pe

    laga diya.....:-)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Achi wife
    Achi wife dunya k her kony me mil jati hai,

    Magar masla ye hai k,
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    Dunya Gol hai ,,

    Or Sala kona hi nahi milta....:-)


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • FUNNY BUT TRUE
    "FUNNY BUT TRUE"

    3G Means....?

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    Kiya ap ko pata hai...?

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    Nahi,

    Chalo me batata hun!

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    3G Means,,,

    GO GANJY GO.....:-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Aurat Polise Station me
    Ek Aurat Polise Station me : Mera Shoher 2 din pehly

    Aaloo lene gaya tha, abhi tak ghar nahi aaya?


    Inspector : To Baji kuch or Paka lo,

    Lazmi aaloo hi pakana hai....:-)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
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