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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Usay Kehna
    ---- Ghazal -----


    "Usay Kehna"

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    Chalo!

    Na kehna.

    Mera chakkar lagay ga to

    me khud hi keh doon ga....;-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • From Pk
    Aaj kal weather pura Lul hoi gava hai,

    bole to,

    sasura kabhao garam lagat hai to

    kabhao thanda,

    kono firki le raha hai ham logan ka.

    Ee wrong number hai.

    Ee gola per mosam ka kono bharosa nai,

    Ek to ee thand, uper se ee barish!

    ham to confujwa gava hai ki sweater pehana

    ya raincoat....:-p

    From Pk


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Ek aurat hathora ly k school gayi
    Ek Aurat Apny Hath Mein Hathora Le Ker Apni Beti K College Gai Aur Boli:
    Kahan Hai Meri Beti Ki Class?
    Principal: Behan G, Shaanti Rakhiye, Akhir Baat Kya Hai?
    Aurat: Aaj 5 Din Ho Gaye Hain, Meri Beti Ki 5 Shalwaren Phat Gai Hain...
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    Aaj Main Uss K Bench Ki Keel Thok Kr Hi Jaon Gi
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    Mosam badal Gya Per Teri Soch Na Badli.

    (',')
    Sochen v na


  By: Mudassir Anwar   Send To Mobile
  • Ek sawal hai or is ny mujhy
    Ek sawal hai or is ny mujhy bohat sochny per

    majboor kiya hua hai,

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    Pata nahi k aap ko bhi ata ho ga k nahi?

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    Lekin phir bhi itni education li hai to

    pata to hona chahiye...

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    Mujhy bas is ka jawaab de den.

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    Sawaal ziyada mushkil nahi hai,

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    Lekin ziyada asaan bhi nahi hai,,

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    Sawaal ye hai k,

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    Jab Murghi anda free me deti hai to

    Dukaan per 12 rupay ka q bikta hai...:-)

    Jawaab zarur den.


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Daaku ne ek Aurat ko
    Ek Daaku ne ek Aurat ko roka,

    or bola : Ye saaray zewar mujhy de do.


    Aurat boli :

    "Le ye le

    Paayal bhi le,

    Jhumke bhi le,

    Choori bi le,

    Chain bhi le,

    Angoothi bhi le,

    Sab le le


    or

    Khusra ban ja kutty,

    Sab k sab zewar naqli hen.

    Ganje k dour me Sona teri Maa pehanti ho gi.


    Daaku shoked,
    Aurat rocked.

    Or

    Daaku ghusse se cheekha :

    "GO NAWAZ GO"


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Final
    Taras ata hai mujhy apni bheegi si palkon per

    Jab wo bheeg k kehti hen k

    "Hum se ab kisi aur ki Shadi ka Card

    Parha nahi jata".


    \(,")
    ):(>

    Ammi bas ab 2015 final hai..:-)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Bukhaar
    Insaan ko bemaar kerny wali cheezon me se

    1 Cheez

    "Apnon ki judaai" hai.


    Plz

    Roz 1,2 sms ker diya kero.


    (,")>
    /)(
    _//_ Kal bhi halka sa bukhaar
    ho gaya tha....:-)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile


  By: Saeed 786   Send To Mobile
  • Love Story
    Indo Pak Love Story...!!


    Chuhay ko lagi Billi Gori Gori,

    Dono lagy milny Chori Chori,

    Chuha bola :

    "Ao khelen Aankh Micholi,"

    Billi Chuhay ko kha ker Boli :

    "Janu Sorry!

    I Hate Love Story"...:-p


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Gajar
    Ek Khargosh roz Lohaar ki dukan per jata or

    kehta :

    "Gajar hai?"

    Lohaar inkar ker deta.

    Ek din lohaar ko bohat ghussa aya or

    usny khargosh k daant torr diye or kaha k :

    "Ab tu gajar kha k dikha.."


    Phir

    Phir kiya...?



    Aglay din khargosh aya or kaha :

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    "Gajar ka Halwa hai"....:-)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
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