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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Zakhmi
    Ek cockroch zakhmi halat me para tha,

    2nd cockroch : Kiya hua? hit lagi ya Chappal pari?

    1st : Nahi Yaar! ye larkiyan dekh ker itna chillati hen k

    Heart Attack agaya...:-p


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • Shadi
    Bohat Piyaari Baat


    Kabhi bhi ye na socho k her guzarta din

    aap ki zindagi k din kam kerta hai,


    Bal k ye socho k


    Her guzarta din,

    Shaadi k din ko Qareeb kerta hai...:-p


    (,")>
    <)( O' Teri Khair,
    _// Ye to mene socha hi nahi tha.


    Dedicated to All Kunwara Parti


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • Biomatric
    Kiya zamana aa gaya hai,

    Dost
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    Ab sim ko bhi Matric kerwao

    Wo bhi Bio me.....:-p


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • Dozakh me kuch Aurten
    Dozakh me kuch Aurten mastiyan ker rahi thin.


    Shetaan : Ye kon hen jo yahan per bhi

    bohat khush hen..?


    Farishta : "Ye Pakistani Biviyan hen. Kambakhat

    aatay hi Adjust ho gai hen.

    Kehti hen : Bilkul hamaray Susraal jesa

    Maahol hai...:-)"


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Hangama
    Kiya aapki life bohat Boring hai...?

    To type kiijiye,

    "I Love You (space)

    (Girl friend ka naam)"

    Aur send keren apni Wife ko.



    Qasam se life me Hangama mach jaye ga...:-p


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • MODERN DICTIONARY
    MODERN DICTIONARY

    Mohabbat : Jis k dam se Restorent abad hen.

    Student : Mustaqbil ka Berozgar Tabqa.

    Parda : Jisay larkiyan Khirki per daalti hen.

    Kitaab : Waqt zaaya kerny ka zarya.

    Dil : Baghair operation k bhi kisi ko diya ja sakta hai.

    College : Tafreeh gaah.

    University : Khushgawaar zindgi k akhri saal.


    Aur


    Shadi : In tamaam Gunahon ki Saza...:-p


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Mirch
    Mard Mirch ki tarha Tezz hota hai,

    Magar Mirch jitni bhi Tezz ho,

    Aurat us ka Achaar daal deti hai....:-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Shadi ki raat
    Shadi ki raat,

    Husband to wife :

    Sab se piyaar se rehna,

    sab ki respect kerna,

    mere parents ki care kerna,

    hamesha such bolna,

    dusron ki madad kerna,

    baron ka ehtraam aur choton se piyar kerna.


    Wife bed se uthi aur Room ka darwaza khol ker

    boli :

    Sab ander aa jaen, yahan Tahir ul Qadri ka

    khitaab ho raha hai.....:-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • PK Film dekhny k baad
    PAaakisTaanioooo....!!

    PK Film dekhny k baad bhi Aqal nahi aai,,,

    Ball per bhagwaan ki tasveer laga dety to India walay

    Shot hi nahi marty......:-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Chooza apni Maa se
    Chooza apni Maa se :

    "Maa insaan peda hoty hen apna naam rakh lety hen,

    ham log aisa q nahi kerty..?


    Choozay ki Maa :

    "Beta apni bradri me naam merny k baad rakha jata hai,

    jesay,

    Chicken Tikka, chicken chilli, Chicken 65,

    Chicken malaai boti, Chicken karaahi.


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
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