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Latest Urdu Funny SMS:
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raat 2 bajy bv k mobile
Raat 2 bajy Bewi k mobil par light jali,
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Husband ny mobile dekha awar bewi se bola.
Ye tumhy kis yar ny aadhi raat ko Beautiful likh kar bheja hy.
Jaldi batao mujhy.
Bewi ny mobile dekha awar boli.
Kameny ainak laga kar daikh.
Ye beautiful nahe BATTERY FULL likha hy....:-p
By:
Ikramullah
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Eid.
Ap
ko
DIL KI GEHRAIYON
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EI
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EI
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EI
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EID
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EID
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EID
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EIDHI
FOUNDATION
Ki
Help
KARNI
Chahiye.
Shukria!;)
Tm log to bs
Eid manalo har mahine......:-)
By:
Sabir
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Bach or ankal
Bacha: me Ne hathi k samNe 12 kelay rakhe usne 11 khaye, aik q Nhi khaya?
Admi: hathi ka pait bhr gya hoga
Bacha: nhi 12wa kaila plastic ka tha,
Acha dubara mene hathi k samne 12 kaile rkhe to usNe ek b Nhi khaya q?
Admi: saare kaile plastic k honge
Bacha: nhi, is dafa hathi plastic ka tha...
Bacha: pr ab kaile b asli the or hathi b asli tha pr hathi ne ek b kaila nai khaya..
admi:
Kiun?
Bacha: hathi tv main tha or kela bahir
Bacha: acha ab asli hathi or asli kaile dono tv pr the phr b hathi ne kaile nai khaye.
Admi: kiun bhai??
Bacha: dono alag alag channels pr the
Hahahaha
Tapa Tapa K GE0:-)
By:
Sabir
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Pakistani or habshi.
2 habshi aur aik pakistani ja rhy thy.un ko pari mili.us ny kaha mein t0m sub ki aik aik wish p0ri karo gi.
Pahla habshi..mjy g0ra kar do.pari ny usy g0ra kar diya
D0sara habshi..mjy bi g0ra kar do.pari ny usy bi g0ra kar diya.
Pakistani khara hans raha tha.pari ny us sy kaha..hanso mut.apni wish btao.
Pakistani..in dono ko phir kala kar do....
hahahahahaha.
Geo Pakistani .
By:
Sabir
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Molvi ki shadi
Molvi ki shadi hui uski bivi paas aana gunah samajhti thi Molvi ne kaha,paas aanay se 1 Kafir maarnay ka swab hota hay bivi maan gai,Bohat maza aya, Kuch deir baad boli: suno!1 or kafir maar lein. Wo ready ho geya. Kuch deir baad phir,phir,phir… Molvi:Bus ker de ab tou momin bhi shaheed hone wala hay.
By:
ash
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pk
Bipasha Basu: Film “PK” Main Mera Role Kaisa Laga ?
Amir Khan: Tu “PK” Main Kaha Thi? :O
Bipasha Basu: Dancing Car Main
By:
Tariq
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Masti
Einstein, Newton, Morgan, Faraday, Ohm, Marcony,
James Watt, Charles, Boyle, James Chadwick, Thomson,
Rutherford, Dalton Bohr, William Crook, Henry, Newland,
Hook....!!
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Ye wo log hen jin k Amma Abba ki thori si dair ki
Masti ny hamari Jawani ki Mastiyan chheen leen...:-)
By:
Rabia Naz
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Kiya aap k tooth paste me namak hai
2013:
Kiya aap k tooth paste me namak hai?
2016:
Kiya aap k tooth paste me namak aur limo hai?
2018:
Kiya aap k tooth paste me namak, limo aur chatmasala hai?..:-)
2020:
Colgate daal fry special,
Colgate butter masala,
Colgate lemon tea flavour,
Spicy Colgate,
Colgate butter chicken flavour..:p
2022:
Kiya aap k moo me daant hen?
Nahiii!!
To le aiye,
"Ready made Colgate teeth"....:-)
By:
Rabia Naz
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Larki chai pee rahi thi
Larki chai pee rahi thi, us k mu me machhar ka chota
sa bacha chala gaya, larki ko pata nahi chala.
Thori dair me machhar ka aya or larki k kaan me
kuch kaha jis ko sun ker larki behosh ho gai,,,.
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Machhar ny kaha tha, tumharay pait me
mera bacha hai....:-)
Hans mat forward ker, market me new aya hai.
Happy Machhar Season
By:
Rabia Naz
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