Arrange Marriage
"Arrange Marriage"
Rs. 200,000 shadi per,
Rs. 50,000 haq mehar per,
Rs. 50,000 mukhtalif rasmon per,
Jahez = 300,000
Valeema = 100,000
Total = Rs. 700,000
"Love Marriage"
Rs. 120 ka stamp paper
200 Taxi ka kiraya
50 typist ko
Mithai Rs. 300
Total = Rs. 670
Dharny me Aao
Dil lagao
Larki bhagao
Aur
Naya Pakistan Banao.
"Imran Khan Love Marriage Scheme"
Student Pkg..
Ham ny badalna hai Pakistan...:-)
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