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Best Collection of New Urdu Funny SMS at Funny SMS

A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Khusra
    Khusray Ne Mardana Taqat Ka CapsuL Khaya To

    Uske Andar Se Awaz Aaye?

    Hum

    Maazrat Khuwah Hain ApKe System Main Matloba

    Sahoolat Muyassar Nahi.....:-(


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Biwi
    Doctor: Aap Bilkul Meri Teesri Biwi ki Tarha lag rahi Hain.


    Larki : Oh really? Kitni Biwiyan Hain Aapki?
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    Doctor : 2 ....:-p


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Dard
    Apna bacha roye to Dil me dard hota hai,

    Aur

    Doosry ka roye to Sar me...


    Apni Bivi roye to Sar me dard hota hai,

    Aur

    Doosry kiBivi roye to Dil me....:-):-p


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Ishq k beemar
    Jahan dekho Ishq k beemar bethy hen..!!

    Hazaron mar gaye lakhon tayyar bethy hen!

    Barbad ker k apni taleem larkiyon k pichy!

    Phir kehty hen,

    Molvi Sahab! Dua keren berozgar bethy hen..!:-)


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • Tears
    "Heart Touching Lines"


    If U Are In Tears..
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    Without ..
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    Any Reason Then..
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    Then..
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    Then Somebody Is …
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    Peeling Onion Near U…. :-P :-D

    Don’t Over emotional :-)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Naraz
    Doctor aur Allah ko kabhi naraz mat karna


    Kion k jab Allah naraz hota hai, tu wo

    Doctor ke pas bhej daita hai,

    Aur jab Doctor naraz hota hai, tu wo

    Allah ke pas bhej daita hai.....:-p


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Chappal
    1st Boy : Larkion ko "I love you" bolny ki

    sab se achi jagah konsi hai?


    2nd Boy : Daata Darbar


    1st Boy : Kion ??


    2nd Boy : Kion k wahan larkiyon ne chappal nahi pehni hoti...:-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Charsi
    Us ki ankhon main pyar k nasha tha

    Farzana...

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    Ye to bad mein pata chala k wo charse peti thi rozana...

    .

    (,")
    <)(/
    _//_


    Dekh yaar bacchi Charsi nikli...:-(


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Exam
    Ek couple date pe tha,

    Dad ne dekh liya !!!


    Dad ne call kiya : Beta kahan ho ...?

    Beta : Exam dene aaya hun !

    Dad : "par dheyan se, agar es

    exam ka result aa gya to

    jaan se mar dunga ".....:-(


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Charsi
    Us ki ankhon main pyar k nasha tha

    Farzana...

    .

    .

    .

    .

    .

    Ye to bad mein pata chala k wo charse peti thi rozana...

    .

    (,")
    <)(/
    _//_


    Dekh yaar bacchi Charsi nikli...:-(


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
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