ismail's Profile on Funny SMS
Name: ismail
Location: d.i.k
Country:
Member Since: 22 Apr 2015
List of Sms / Jokes posted by: ismail
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Zero
Teacher : Zero me 2 daalen to kiya hota hai??
Girl : Miss ye to aap ka hi hosla hai,
Hamari Zero me to 1 se hi jaan nikal jati hai....;-p
Category: Student SMS Jokes
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Kapray
Lady doctor pagal patient se:
Mera Dupatta Utaro
Pagal :
Ok
Lady doc:
Ab Meri Qameez Utaro
Pagal:
Ok
Lady doc:
Ab jaldi se Meri Shalwar bhi utaro
Pagal:
Ok
Lady doc:
Aur Ainda Kabhi
Mere Kaprre Na Pehn'Na Ok.
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<('.')
/"/> Aur Aj phir
_//_ Ap ki Soch ko 21 topo'n ki Salaami.
Category: Urdu Funny SMS
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Kuch log
Kuch log thodi der karte hain
Kuch log thodi der karte hain?.
Kuch log 2-3 dafa karte hain,
aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,
tab jaakar hota hai?.
unka?
Mobile Charge?!
Category: Double Meaning SMS
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Phool
Mangta hoon to deti nahi
mangta hoon to deti nahi
jawab meri baat ka
deti ho to khara ho jata hai
rom rom jazbaat ka
kyun kehte ho bar bar daloo
baloo mein phool ghulab ka
Category: Double Meaning SMS
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Talaaq
Ek aurat :- Jab tumhara talaaq hua tha tab to tumhara ek hi bachcha tha.ab 3 kaise?
Doosri :- Who kabhi kabhi maafi mangne aa jate the...
Category: Urdu Funny SMS
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Chand
Laloo – Rabri tum meri CHAND ho
Rabri – Na ji hamko CHAND-VAND mat kahiye,
Yeh sasura America wale roz chand par chadhte hai.
Category: Urdu Funny SMS
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