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Garmi



Ek Admi 15 saal baad Dubai se Pakistan aya aur

Chai k hotel per chai ka order diya.


Chai wala Larka glass is tarha pakar kr laya k

uski Ungli chai me thi.


Admi : Tum log kab sudhro gy? Chai is tarha

nahi pakarty, ungli nahi diboty chai me.


Boy : Sahab ungli me dard hai, Doctor ny

garam rakhny k liye kaha tha.


Admi : Madarchod, Apni Gand me rakh na, wahan sab se

ziada garmi hai.


Boy : Sahab ab tak wahin thi, Aap ki Chai k liye

nikali hai.....:-):-p



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