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Demand



Haathi aur Ghoray ki Larai ho gai..


Haathi : Duniya me Meri ziyada Demand hai.

Ghora : Nahi meri hai.


Faisla chala gaya Lomri k paas..

Lomri bechari pareshan ho gai,


Wo Boli :

Faisla Hamara Guru "Bandar" kare ga..


Lo Bhai,

Ab Sari Baat Tujh pe aagai hai,

Muskurana chor aur soch samajh ker Faisla ker...;-p



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