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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Meggi
    Q- Wo kiya Cheez hai jo "MEGGI" se bhi Jaldi Ban Jata Hai??

    ?

    Challenge 4U,

    ?

    ?

    Nahi Pata.??

    ?

    To E'traf ker lo na k
    Nahi Pata,

    ?

    ?

    Answer :

    "Bivi Ka Munh"...:-)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Internet
    TV Anchor to Meera : Aap Net use kerti hen??

    Meera : Ye to Director pe depend kerta hai jo wo bole, Net ya Jorjet etc..

    Anchor : G Me Inter net ki baat ker raha tha.

    Meera : G Inter to me ny Matric se bhi pehly ker liya tha.

    Anchor : R U OK??

    Meera : Yes same to you and Happy Birth Day to You..:-)


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • Malika Sherawat ko Juicer
    Malika Sherawat ko Juicer chalaty huwe dekh ker Uski Amma bolin :

    "Beta Juice bana rahi ho kiya"?

    ?

    Malika :

    "Nahi, Ek Do Din k Kapry thy to Socha isi me Dho lun"...;-p:-D


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Sheikh Sahab Ka Beta
    Sheikh Sahab ka Us k paas aya aur pucha :

    "Abba, Me Paros ki Larki k sath Date per ja raha hun, Jaaiz hai"??

    Sheikh : Nahi.

    Larka : Q??

    Sheikh : Ye Raaz Apni Maa ko na Batana, Wo Larki Teri Behan hai, Mera uski Maa k sath Chakkar tha..

    Agly Din Bete ny 2sri parosan ka
    Aur 3sry din 3rd parosan ka pucha to her baar Sheikh ka Chakkar nikla.

    Tang aa ker Beta Maa k paas gaya aur Roty huwe Sari baat batai.

    Maa ny Bete ko Piyar kiya aur Boli :

    .

    Ja Beta, Sab se Date Maar,

    Tu kon sa Sheikh Sahab ka Beta hai...;-p :-D


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • Modern Basanti
    Old Dharmedar to Modern Basanti...

    Dharmendar : Basanti, In Kutton k Samny Mat nachna.

    Basanti : Excuse Me, Who the Hell r u 2 order me like this?

    U Stupid guy using abusive language. U bloody fool,

    Hanging in the rusty chain with so obnoxious smell coming from ur body.

    U keep ur mouth Shut...

    Nonsense!

    Hay Gabbar !

    Play The Music Man..:-P :-D


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • Challenge
    "Colgate"
    Se Daant Saaf Karen..

    .

    "Pepsodent"
    Se Mazboot Karen..

    .

    "Closeup"
    Se Fresh Karen..

    .

    Aur Agar Phir Bhi
    White Na Hon To,

    Bina Sharmaye

    .

    .

    "Harpic"
    Use Karen.

    QK

    Harpic De

    5 Gunah Ziyada
    Behtar Safaai.

    (,") To Ho Jaye Challenge..:-)


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • Chaadar
    Insan ko Jitni Chaadar ho,

    Utny hi Pair Phelana chahiye..

    .

    Nahi To,

    Thand Lagti hai...:-)


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Sacha Insan
    Kiya Aap ko Maloom hai k

    Ek Sachy Insan aur

    Dinosaur

    Me kiya Farq hai??

    ?

    Ab Ye Dono hi Duniya me Mojud nahi rahy...;-)


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Thanks Girlz
    Itny Khud'dar thy Hum k
    Kabhi School bhi na jaty thy,,

    Yaaro,,

    Wo to Bachiyon k Deedar ny
    Matric tak Pohncha diya..:-)

    (,")
    <)(>
    _//_

    Thanks Girlz...;-p


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Pakeezgi ki Inteha
    Girl to Shopkeeper : Safeguard Sabun hai??

    Shopkeeper : Haan Hai.

    Girl : Us se Hath Dho ker Ek "Always" Dena...;-0 :-p


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
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