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Dhamaky Daar Totkay



Agar Aap Khud kash Bombar ko dekh len to Us per Foran

Pisi Laal Mirch,

Dhanya Powder,

Pisi Haldi,

Pisa Adrak Lehsan,

Sab ka ek ek Table Spoon aur

1/2 kg Corn Flour Chirak den..


Bomb Blast hoty hi Khudkash ka Tasty Broast Tayyar ho jaye ga..;-)

Dhamaky Daar Totkay



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