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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Ek Liter Aata de do
    Bacha : Ek Liter Aata de do.

    Shopkeeper : Beta, Aata kilo k Hisab me milta hai.

    Bacha : Bottle me ek kilo Aata de do.

    Shopkeeper : Beta, Aata bottle me nahi ata, Tum shopkeeper bano me tumhen batata hun k Aata kese lety hen??

    Shopkeeper : Ek Kilo Aata de do.

    Bacha : Bottle laaye ho?...;-p


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Comments
    Pappu posted Facebook Status :

    "I Have Become a Father".

    He gets 1000 Comments : Congrates, Boy or girl??

    ?

    Pappu : Bhai Church me Nokri Mili hai Father ki...;-p :-)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Khota Aur Atom Bomb
    Bhutto ny kaha tha : Qoam Ghaas kha le gi, Lekin

    Atom Bomb zarur banaye gi..


    Sochny ki Baat hai k,


    Jo Qoam Ghaas kha ker Atom Bomb bana sakti hai,

    Wo

    "Khotay" Kha ker kiya kiya bana daly gi...;-p :-D


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • 3 Charsi
    3 Charsi Rakshaw me Bethy..

    Rakshaw Waly ny Rakshaw Start ker k band ker diya aur bola : Lo Sahab, Pohanch gaye.

    Ek Charsi ny Shukriya bola,

    Dusry ny Paisy diye,

    Teesry Charsi ny Rakshaw Waly ko Thappar maar diya..

    Driver samjha k Us ko Pata chal gaya hai.

    Magar Charsi bola :

    .

    Salay Rakshaw to Dheeray Chalaya ker, Itni Tez Bhaga k Laya Hai...:-p


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Barood
    Ek "Khudkash" Hamla Aawar ny "Taliban Commander se Kaha :

    "Sir Ji, Barood zara Kam dala kero,

    Pichli dafa Hamara Banda

    "Jannat" se

    33 kilometer Aagay nikal gaya tha...:-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Khabar
    Police : Hamen Khabar mili hai k Aap k Ghar me Dhamaka Khez Mawad Mojud hai??

    ?

    Aadmi : Inspector Sahab, Aap ki Khabar to 100% Durust hai,

    Magar Wo to Aaj Maikay gai hui hai...:-)

    Hahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Tent
    Do Aadmi Safar per ja rahy thy, Rasty me Raat ho gai,,

    Wo Tent laga ker so gaye..

    Raat ko Ek Aadmi ki Ankh khuli to us ny dusray ko jaga ker kaha :

    Aasman ki Taraf dekh ker batao Tumhen kiya Nazar aya??

    2nd Aadmi : Bohat sary Sitaray.

    1st Aadmi : Is se kiya pata chalta hai??

    2nd Aadmi : Aasman Khubsoorat hai aur Roshni bhi hai..

    1st Aadmi : Abay Andhay, Koi Hamarat Tent Utha ker le gaya hai..:-)


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • Price
    Ek Larki Dukandar se : Ye Suit kitny ka hai?

    Dukandar : 1500 ka.

    Larki : Uff, Aur Wo Wala??

    ?

    Dukandar : Do Dafa Uff...;-p


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • Height Of Laziness
    Aaj ka Kaam Kabhi Aaj na kero,

    ,

    Hamesha Kal per Chhoro,

    ,

    Kiya Pata Kal,

    Wo Kaam Kerna hi na Paray...;-)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Suno
    .* Suno !!

    Tum Jaan Ho Meri..
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    Mujhey Bhai Jaan Mat Kehna. .P:P:


  By: Adnan Shalmani   Send To Mobile
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