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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Iqbal
    .* Kisi ne IQBAL se poocha k zindgi me KHOYA kya hy
    or PAYA kya hy??

    To Unhon N Kya Khoob Jawab Diya.


    K

    Jo Gaajar k Halway me daaltay hain,
    wo KHOYA hy.

    Or

    Jo Nashtay my Naan k sath khatay hain wo PAYA hy.

    Ghor Se Prrhny ka Shukriya..
    Waisy Ye
    'Iqbal Hotel'
    Waly ki baat ho rahi thi.


  By: Adnan Shalmani   Send To Mobile
  • Biryani
    Baahir Aao, Me Biryani le ker Bahir Khara hun,

    Jaldi se Aao.
















    Ye Keh ker Kisi ko Tang Mat kerna...:-) :-p

    Naya hai, Phenk Do Market me..:-D

    Hahahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Jadeed Technology
    Larki : Papa Me ny 1 Larky se "FaceBook" per Jaan Pehchan ki,

    Phir "Whats App" pe Us se "Chatting" ki,

    Phir "Twitter" per Us se Apny Piyar ka Izhar ker diya...

    .

    .

    .

    Papa :

    Beta to phir "Shadi.com" pe Us se Shadi ker lo,

    "Google" se Bachay Download ker lena,

    Aur Agar husband Bura lagny lagy to

    "OLX" pe Bech dena...:-0 :-D


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Hifazti Totkay
    Agar Koi Larki Ghar se Bhagny ki Dhamki de to Usay Foran

    Ganja ker den, Maheeno tak Ghar se Bahar Qadam nahi Nikaly gi,

    Aur Us ka BoyFriend Usay dekh ker Bhaag jaye ga...:-p :-)

    .

    G G Unhi K Hifazti Totkay..:-D


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • Tarbiyat
    Judge : Tum ny Apny Bete ki Tarbiyat Achi nahi ki..

    .

    Father : Tarbiyat to Achi ki thi,

    Phir bhi Kambakhat na jany kis tarha Pakra gaya..:-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Pakistani Elders
    Elder siblings other countries..

    To Help,
    To Protect,
    To Love.


    In Pakistan..

    Paani Lao,
    Remote Lao,
    Gate Kholo,
    Room ka Door band kero...;-)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Zindagi
    Choti si Zindagi,

    Lamba sa Rasta,,

    ,
    ,
    ,

    Ammi Meri Shadi kerwa do,

    Khuda ka Wasta...;-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Motor
    Kermu(Cook) : O Saaab Ji, Motor Kharab ho gai hai.

    Sahab(Shocked) : Ab Me Nahaun ga kese?

    Kermu : Bahar Phek dun Saaab Ji isay?

    Sahab : Abay Pagal hai kiya?

    Shaam ko Plumber ko bula ker Theek kerwata hun.

    .
    .

    Kermu : Theek hai Saaab Ji,

    Fir abhi Aalu me Motor ki jaga Gobbi daal dun??...:-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Jaan
    1 Lafz hai
    "Muqaddar"

    Is se Larr k dekho,
    Haar na jao to kehna..

    1 Lafz hai
    "Mohabbat"

    Isay ker k dekho,
    Tarap na jao to kehna,

    1 Lafz hai
    "Wafa"

    Isay ker k dekho,
    Toot k Bikhar na jao to kehna,

    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .

    1 Lafz hai
    "Easy Load"

    Mere Number per kerwa k dekho,
    Jaan na Nikal jaye to kehna..

    .

    .

    Oye Uth..

    .

    (:-}/____/\_
    """""""""""""

    Oye Aankhen to Khol Yaar,

    Me Mazaq ker raha tha...;-p :-)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Saffar
    Saffar k Mahiny ki Dua..


    Ya Allah Ye Saffar ka Mahina hai,

    Is Saffar k Mahiny me Sab ko,

    ,

    ,

    ,

    ,

    "HamSafar" Ata Ferma.

    Aameen:)


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
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