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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Difference
    Aap ko Sirf Truck per, Bus per Ya Auto per Likha Dikhai de ga,
    "Maa Ki Dua"

    QK,

    BMW, Mercedes Aur Audi ka Matlab hota hai,
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    "Baap Ka Diya"...;-p :-D


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Kaam
    Janab Ik Kaam Tha Aap Se?






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    Zara Ye NUQTAY to Gin Ker Bata Den...;-p:-)


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Jesy Ko Tesa
    A lady Broke The Traffic Signal..

    Police : Stop.

    Lady : Plz Mujhy Jany Do, Me Ek Teacher hun.
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    Police : Aahaaa...
    Is Pal ka to Me Apni Sari Zindagi Intizar kerta raha,
    Ab Zara Tum Ye Jumla 100 dafa Likh ker Dikhao..

    "Ab Me Kabhi Signal nahi Torun gi"....:-)


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Apple or Blackberry
    I Told My Mom, that I Want an Apple or Blackberry...

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    She Replied :

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    Kinu Ka Season Hai Beta, Kinu Khao...:-p:-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Prem Kahani
    Samosa said to Aaloo : Jab Me Fry hota hun to Tumhen Cover ker k Garam Oil se Bacha leta hun, Bcoz I love U.

    Aaloo Said : Jab Log Tumhen Fry hony k baad Khaty hen to Me Unka Mu Jala deta hun, Bcoz I Love U 2.

    Moral :

    In Dono ki Prem Kahani per Na jaen Aur

    Samosa hamesha Thanda ker k Khaen.

    Shukriya...:-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • iPhone Aur Samsung
    iPhone Aur Samsung me Ek hi Cheez Mushtarik hai,,

    Kon Si??

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    Nahi Pata??

    Answer :

    "Dono Hi Mere Paas Nahi Hen"...:-p


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Sacha Piyar
    Wo Kehta hai k

    Larny se "Mohabbat" Barhti hai,,

    Ye Sunty hi Hum

    Us ki "Naak" pe "Mukka" Maar k Bhag Aaye..:-0

    (,")>
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    _//_. Theek Kiya Naa,

    Aakhir Sacha Piyar hai Hamara...:-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Intelligent Mazban
    Ek Party Hall me Bohat se Log thy aur Khana Kam tha..

    Mezban ko Shak tha k Ye Sab Invited hen bhi ya nahi.

    Us ny Elaan kiya : "Jo log Dulhan ki taraf se hen wo khary ho jaen."

    20 Log khary ho gaye.

    Phir kaha : "Jo Dulhay ki taraf se hen wo khary ho jaen."

    25 Log khary ho gaye.

    Mezban Hansa aur Kaha : "Jo Log Khary hen Wo Bahar Dafa ho jaen,

    QK,

    Ye BirthDay Party Hai,

    Tumhari Maa ki Shadi Nahi"...;-p :-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Chal Jhooty
    Mareez Nurse se : I Love U,
    Tum ny Mera Dil Chura liya hai.

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    Nurse Shermaty Huwe : Chal Jhooty,

    Hum ny to Dil ko Hath bhi nahi lagaya,

    Hum ny to Sirf "Kidney" Churaai hai...:-)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Perhaiz
    Doctor : Tum Ek din me kitny Cigarette peety ho??

    Charsi : Taqreeban 20

    Doctor : Agar Mujh se ilaaj kerana hai to Itni Cigarette pina band kerna ho ga. Aaj se tum Ek Cigarette Khany k baad piyo gy Aur Bas.

    Charsi ny ilaaj kerana Shuru ker diya,

    Kuch Mahino k baad Charsi ki Tabiyat Theek hona Shuru ho gai..

    Doctor : Dekha Mere Bataye huwe Parhez se Tumhen kitna Faida huwa.

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    Charsi : Lekin Doctor Sahab, Ek Din me

    20 Baar Khana bhi to koi Asan Baat Nahi..;-p:-)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
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