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Intelligent Mazban



Ek Party Hall me Bohat se Log thy aur Khana Kam tha..

Mezban ko Shak tha k Ye Sab Invited hen bhi ya nahi.

Us ny Elaan kiya : "Jo log Dulhan ki taraf se hen wo khary ho jaen."

20 Log khary ho gaye.

Phir kaha : "Jo Dulhay ki taraf se hen wo khary ho jaen."

25 Log khary ho gaye.

Mezban Hansa aur Kaha : "Jo Log Khary hen Wo Bahar Dafa ho jaen,

QK,

Ye BirthDay Party Hai,

Tumhari Maa ki Shadi Nahi"...;-p :-)



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