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Best Collection of New Urdu Funny SMS at Funny SMS

A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Ek Bacha Ek Aurat Ko
    1 Bacha Ek Aurat ko Ghoorty huwe ja raha tha,,

    Aurat: Sharam nahi Ati, Teri Maa ki Umar ki hun..

    Bacha: To Me Bhi

    Apny Baap k liye hi Dhoond Raha Tha...:-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Cousin
    Us k Chor jany k Baad Me to marny hi Wala tha,,

    K Achanak Yaad aya,

    Uski Cousin ny Bhi Apna Num diya tha..

    (,")/
    <)(
    _//_
    Uth Shehzady
    Himmat Ker,
    Bachi Wo Bhi Achi Hai...;-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Darling Me Office Ja Raha Hun
    Taza Taza Latifa Pesh Hai:

    Nawaz Sharif Subha So ker Utha aur
    Bivi Kulsoom ko kaha:
    "Darling Me Office Ja raha hun."

    Kulsoom ny Ankhen Kholy Baghair Jawab diya:

    "Go Nawaz Go"...;-p:-)


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • Go Nawaz Go
    "Go Musharraf Go"

    "Go Zardari Go"

    Aur

    "Go Nawaz Go"

    Ki Shandar Kamyabi k Baad

    Ab Pesh-e-Khidmat Hai

    Naya Naara

    "Go Rangers Go"..

    Ab
    Aap Bataen

    Ye Pakistan hai?

    Ya

    "GoGo Pan Masala"

    Ki Dukaan??...;-p:-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Topiyan
    Kisi Kaam k liye Inkar na kero,

    Balke,

    Usay Itni Topiyan kerwao k
    Agla Khud Tang aa ker Bolay:

    "Tu Rehny de Bhai Me Khud hi ker lun ga"...:-p:)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Dhamaka
    Ek Kutta Dusray se: Oye, aaj kal Jahan Rash ho Wahan se Nikal jaya ker.

    Dusra Kutta: Q Yaar?

    ?

    Pehla: Salay Agar Dhamaka ho gaya to

    Insanon ki Mout Mary ga..:-p:)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Sardi
    Sardi se Bachny ka Tareeqa..

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    .

    .

    Pata Chalay to Mujhy Bhi Batana,

    Qasam se Bohat Sardi hai...;-)


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • MQM Walay
    MQM Walay: Jiye Mutahida.

    Rangers: Kiya Bola??

    ?

    MQM Walay: Bhai Pura to Sun liya kero,

    Jiye Mutahida Arab Imaraat..:-p:)


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • Sab Mard
    Jis Khatoon ny Ye Jumla Daryaft kiya hai k,,

    "Sab Mard Ek Jese Hoty Hen"

    Darasal Uska Shoher

    China me Gum ho gaya tha...;-p:-D


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Piyar
    Me Sirf 2 Logon se Piyar kerta hun..

    Ek to Meri "MAA" Jinhon ny Mujhy Janam diya,

    Aur

    Dusri Wo Pagli Jis ny Mere liye Janam liya.:-)

    Maa bhi Khush,
    Bachi bhi Khush...;-p


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
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