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Doctor : Tum Ek din me kitny Cigarette peety ho??

Charsi : Taqreeban 20

Doctor : Agar Mujh se ilaaj kerana hai to Itni Cigarette pina band kerna ho ga. Aaj se tum Ek Cigarette Khany k baad piyo gy Aur Bas.

Charsi ny ilaaj kerana Shuru ker diya,

Kuch Mahino k baad Charsi ki Tabiyat Theek hona Shuru ho gai..

Doctor : Dekha Mere Bataye huwe Parhez se Tumhen kitna Faida huwa.

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Charsi : Lekin Doctor Sahab, Ek Din me

20 Baar Khana bhi to koi Asan Baat Nahi..;-p:-)



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