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Jesy Ko Tesa



A lady Broke The Traffic Signal..

Police : Stop.

Lady : Plz Mujhy Jany Do, Me Ek Teacher hun.
.

Police : Aahaaa...
Is Pal ka to Me Apni Sari Zindagi Intizar kerta raha,
Ab Zara Tum Ye Jumla 100 dafa Likh ker Dikhao..

"Ab Me Kabhi Signal nahi Torun gi"....:-)



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