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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Shakal
    Signal per Car ruki to Ek Faqeer mangny aa gaya..

    Car me bethi hui Aurat boli: Tumhari Shakal kuch jani Pehchani lagti hai.


    Faqeer bola:
    "Madam, We Are Friends on Facebook"...;-)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Kaam
    Ek Bachay Ki Naseehat:

    "Kaam Aisa Kero k
    Agli Baar Ghar Walay
    Kaam Dene se Pehly
    10 Baar Zarur Sochen"..;-p:-)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Sardi
    Duniya me Sirf Aisi 2 Cheezen hen,
    Jin ko Sardi nahi lagti,,

    1- Barfani Reechh,

    Aur

    2- Shadi me Aai Ladies...:-p:)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Tum Pagal Q Huwe
    Doctor pagal se:
    Tum pagal q huwe?
    Pagal:Main ne ek bewa se shadi ki

    Uski
    Jawan beti se
    Mery bap
    Ne
    Shaadi ki

    Mera
    Baap mera
    Damaad ban gya

    Yuon meri wo
    Beti
    Meri
    Maa ban gyi

    Un k ghar beti hui to wo meri behen hui

    Magar
    Main uski Naani ka
    Shohar tha

    Es liye
    Wo meri
    Nawasi
    B hui

    Esi tarah mera
    Beta
    Apni Daadi ka
    Bhai
    Ban gya

    Aur
    Main apny Bety ka
    Bhanja

    Doctor:Uth Kutty dya putra tu menu v pagal karen ga
    Piyaar se....
    .-._.-.
    '-._¤'TUM MÉRÉ HÖ'¤


  By: Tanveer atish   Send To Mobile
  • Aaj Ki Nasal
    Aaj Ki Nasal Ki "Miyan Sahab" se Guzarish..!

    Miyan Sahab, Daal Sasti na ho saky to koi Baat nahi,

    Lekin

    Ye Tinday Aur Shaljam

    Mehngi kerwado Plz,

    Ye Roz Roz Nahi Khai Jati...:-)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Khatron Se Larna
    Agar Khatron se Larna Chahty ho to

    Kisi Kamry ka,

    Jahan Sab Razaai me Bethy hon,

    Pankha Chala Do...:-p:-D


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Baat
    .* Baat Sirf Mohabat Ki Hoti Hai Warna
    Aey "Dost"
    .
    .
    .
    Message To Tumhein
    "Benazeer
    income support"
    Waly Bhi Krty Hoon gey.. !


  By: Adnan Shalmani   Send To Mobile
  • Pareshani
    1 Sardar ki Tang Neeli ho gai..

    Hakeem:
    Zehar Phel gaya hai, Katni pary gi

    3 Din Baad Dusri bhi Neeli ho gai

    Hakeem:
    Ye bhi Katni pary gi, Zehar kafi Phel gaya hai.

    2no Kaat k Plastic ki Tangen lag gain.

    8 Din baad Plastic ki Tangen bhi Neeli ho gai.

    Hakeem:
    Ab Samajh aya, Tumhari Dhoti ka Rang Utarta hai,
    Pareshani ki koi Baat nahi...;-p:-)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Thekedaar Ka Beta
    Thekedaar ka Beta: Papa, Mujhy Ek Bhai Chahiye, Aaj aur Abhi.

    Papa: Beta Is Kaam me 9 Mahinay lagty hen.

    Beta: Papa Aap to Thekedaar hen, 7, 8 Admi is kaam per laga den...:-0:-p


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Maa Always Right
    Larka Raat k 2 bajy Apny Mobile Phone ko Search ker raha tha,,

    Maa: So ja Beta, Bohat Raat ho gai hai.

    Larka: Ammi Neend Nahi arahi, Papers ki Tension hai.

    Maa: To Parh le Beta, Faida hi ho ga.

    .
    .

    Maa Always Right.
    Un k Mashwary se Larky ny Kitaben Kholin,
    Aur

    Foran hi Neend Aa Gai..:-p:-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
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