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Teacher Pathan se : Kal school Q nahi aye thy?

Pathan : Mujhy Bird Flu tha.

Teacher Herani se : Ye to Parindon ko hota hai.

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Pathan : To aap mujhy Insan samajhta hi kab hai,

Rozana kisi na kisi baat per Murgha bana deta hai...:-) :-0



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