Umar
Teacher : Tumhary Abbu kitny Saal k hen??
Bacha : 9 Saal k.
Teacher : Tumhara Dimagh to Theek hai?
Wo Kese??
Bacha : Aray Madam! Jis Din me Peda huwa,
Usi Din to Wo Abbu bany...
.
Kiya Point Mara Hai,
Bacha Karachi ka Lagta hai...:-)
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