Bijli
Teacher : Bijli kahan se aati hai??
Student : Mere Mamu k Ghar se..
Teacher : Wo Kese??
Student : Jab bhi Bijli jati hai to
Mere Papa kehty hen,
Saalon ny phir Bijli Band ker di...;-)
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