Brilliant Answers
BRILLIANT ANSWERS GIVEN BY STUDENT :
Q1- In which battle did Tipu Sultan die?
Ans. His last one.
Q2- How do u stop acid indigestion?
Ans. Stop drinkin acid.
Q3- Where was the declaration of independence signed?
Ans. At the bottom of the page.
Q4- What's the main reason for divorce?
Ans. Marriage...:-D
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