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Student SMS and Jokes: A selected sms jokes about Boy Students, Girl Students, and exams. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english. You can also Submit Student SMS and Jokes here. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english.

Latest Student SMS Jokes:

  • Cheating
    Examination Hall Me Larka Samny Waly k Paper ko Ghor se
    Parh Raha Tha.

    Teacher: Kiya Ker Rahy Ho??

    Larka (Ghabra Ker): Dekh Raha Hun k
    Is ny Meri Naqal to Nahi Ki..;-p:)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Shadi Kare Gi
    In Nursery Class..

    Boy: Tu Mujh se Shadi Kalegi?

    Girl: Nahi..

    Boy: Kalle Na.

    Girl: Nahi, Me Nahi kalungi..

    Boy: Kalle, Te ko Tophi Dunga.

    Girl: Is Liye to Nahi Kalni,
    Meri Kisi Aur se
    "Kurkure" me Baat Ho Gai hai..;-0:p


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • School Me
    Teacher: School Ki Defination Batao?

    Pitu: School Wo Jaga Hai Jahan
    Hamaray Papa ko
    Loota Jata hai Aur
    Hamen Koota jata hai..;-)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Larkiyon k Sath
    Teacher: Batao Bacho, Date Aur Tareekh me kiya Farq hai??

    Student: Sir, Date per Larkiyon k Sath Jaty hen,
    ,
    Aur

    Tareekh per Lawyer k Sath...;-p


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Bahadri Ka Kaam - Joke
    Teacher: Aaj Kal ki Larkiyon k Liye Sab se Ziyada Bahadri ka Kaam Kiya Hota hai??

    Student: Makeup Kiye baghair Ghar se Bahar Nikalna..:-p

    Hahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Value of X
    During Maths Lecture..!

    Teacher: You Tell Me, What's the Value of 'X'

    .

    Student: Sir, "Jaan" Thi Wo Meri..

    Teacher: Get Out Idiot..:-)


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Result
    Tamam Students ko Khabardar kiya jata hai
    K Wo Ghar ki Saari
    .
    Chappal
    Wiper
    Jharu
    Belts
    Wires
    Bat
    &
    Pipes
    .
    .
    Chupa len,
    .
    .
    QK
    .
    Result Aany Wala Hai...;-p:D


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Achi University
    1 Student ne MBA ka form bharty huwe 'Watchman' se pucha:
    "Janab ye University kesi hai?"
    .
    .
    Watchman: Boht achi University hai,
    Me ne bhi Yahan se MBA kiya hai...:-p


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Future Tense
    Teacher: Change this Sentence into Future Tense,
    "I Killed a Person"
    .
    .
    .
    Student: The Future tense is

    "You will go to a jail"..;-p


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Same Answer
    Bohat Dard Hota Hai Jab Sir Kehty Hen:

    "Tumhara Aur Agay Waly Larky ka Answer Same Tha"

    Tab Mann Kerta hai k Bol hi Dun:

    "Aray, Question bhi to Same hi Tha"..;-(


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
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