Sardar ki Mehman Nawazi
Sardar k ghar Mehmaan aaey huay thy:
Sardar: Thanda peo ge ya Garam?
Mehman: Thanda.
Sardar: Rooh Afza ya Pepsi?
Mehmaan: Pepsi
Sardar: Bottle mein peo gay ya glass me?
Mehmaan: Glass me.
Sardar: Saada glass ma ya design wala?
Mehmaan: Design wala.
Sardar: Lines wala ya flowers wala.
Mehman: Flowers wala.
Sardar: Gulaab wala ya chambeli wala.
Mehman: Chambeli wala.
Sardar: Sorry Yaar! Hamaray ghar me aisa glass nahi hay.
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