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Sardar Wants To Be Cockroach



Ek Aadmi Ne Sardar Se Puchha: Tum Next Janam Me Kya Ban'na Pasand Karoge?


Sardar: A Cockroach.

Man: Why?

Sardar: Because Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai. :-)



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