Mood
Sardar to Boss : Sir aaj mera Mood acha nahi hai,
Me aaj office nahi aa sakta.
Boss ; Jab mera Mood off hota hai to me apni Bivi se
Khoob batein kerta hun aur Kiss karta hun jis se
Mera Mood theek ho jata hai, Tum bhi aisa hi kero.
2 Ghanty k baad Sardar to Boss :
Sir mera Mood ab acha hai,
Aap ki Bivi to Waqai Kamaal ki hai...;-p ;-0
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