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Latest Sardar Ji SMS:

  • Sardar gifted a card 2 his dad
    Sardar gifted a card 2 his dad

    On his birthday with a sher

    “Phool bahut hai par gulab jaisa koi nahi
    Mere baap to bahut hai par, aap jaisa koi nahi..:-)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • SHESHA
    Boss:Ek acha sa SHESHA le k aao,
    jisme mujhe mera face dikhayi de.

    Sardar:Boss nahi mila me sab dukan me gaya,
    par sab me mera hi face nazar araha tha.


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Aik sardar ji sprite penay ke bad
    Aik sardar ji sprite penay ke bad begum se boley

    begum kuch kerney dil cha raha hay


    begum sharma k boli:

    karlo ji




    sardar ji....

    pooooohhn........:-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • A sardar ji pulled out 6 people
    A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
    still he was in jail…….why?

    coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • 2 Sardar chalty chalty ruk gaye
    2 Sardar chalty chalty ruk gaye.

    1st sardar : Oye Rabba! Samne meri bivi or
    meri girlfriend sath sath aarahi hen..

    2nd sardar : Main bhi
    yehi kehne wala tha...:-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar call 2 wife
    Sardar call 2 wife :

    Main ghar nai aa sakda,

    car da handle, gear ty breakaa'n

    chori ho gaya a'n ny...
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Sardar ne thori der bad phir call ki:

    Hahahahahaha...

    Aaa riya wa'n pehly pichli seat ty

    beth gya si....:-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Mainu surprise dena
    Sardar apne bemar baap se..

    Bapu! Tenu maran tou baad dafnaiye ya jalaiye..

    Sardar: Putar mainu na pucho mainu surprise dena.


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar rang a call center
    Sardar rang a call center:
    My internet is not working properly.

    Offier :
    OK
    double click on "My computer"

    Sardar :
    I can't see your computer

    Officer :
    No no
    click on "My computer" on ur computer.

    Sardar :
    How can i click on ur computer
    from my computer?

    Officer :
    Listen
    There is an icon labelled "My computer"
    on ur computer
    ok
    double click on it.

    Sardar :
    What the hell, what is ur computer doing
    on my computer...?

    Officer :
    Double click on ur computer.

    Sardar :
    On which icon i've to click

    Officer :
    "My computer"

    Sardar :
    Oh pa G
    Tell me where is ur house house,
    I'll come there and click on
    ur "My computer.."


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • Hor soniya ki haal hai
    Sardar
    (larki ko chertey huwe):
    Hor soniya ki haal hai...??

    Larki
    (ghuse me) boli:
    Jo teri behn ka hai,

    Sardar
    (hans kar):

    OH
    TWANU V
    "MOTION LAGY HUAY HAI


  By: Saima   Send To Mobile
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