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Latest Sardar Ji SMS:

  • Ek Sardar Ko Us K Susral Waly
    Ek Sardar Ko Us K Susral Waly Maar Rahy Thy..

    Aadmi:
    Is Bechary Ko Q Maar Rahy Ho?

    Susar:
    Is Ki Bivi Ny Is Ko
    Hospital Se Msg Kiya K
    "Tum Baap Ban Gaye Ho",
    Is Kaminy Ny
    Apny Sary Doston Ko
    Wo Msg Fwd Ker Diya...;-p

    Hahahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Shadi Mujh Se Ki Thi Aur
    Pathan: Yara Tum Ny Apni Bivi Ko Talaq Q Di?

    Sardar:
    O Yaar Wo Aurat Sahi Nai Thi..

    Pathan: Wo Kese??

    Sardar:
    Shadi Mujh Se Ki Thi Aur
    Bachy Bhagwaan Se Maang Rahi Thi...;-p :-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Operator Ki Job
    1 Sardar ko Telenor me Operator ki Job mil gai.

    Pehlay he Din usy Maar k Nikal dia.

    Bcoz 1st Call: Sir Meri Telenor ki SIM Block ho gai hai.

    Sardar: Tay Paagla Zong Le le..;-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar G Shrmatay huwe
    A Punjabi Kurri went to A Sardar’s Shop and Said:
    "Lipton di Cha hai?"

    Sardar G Shrmatay huwe:

    "Menu ty Nai ay, Tenu hy te
    Lipat Ja"...;-)

    Hahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Menu Arrest kar lo
    Sardar Police Station Gaya or Bola:
    Menu Arrest kar lo,
    Me Apni BV de Sar te Danda Maria ay.

    Police: Wo Mar Gai kia?

    Sardar: Nahi Oh te Bach Gai,
    Hun Meri Khair Nai Ay..;-)


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Who Is The Male Of Duck
    Teacher:
    Who Is The Male Of Duck?

    Sardar: Frog

    .

    Teacher: Why?


    Sardar:
    Because Frog Is
    .
    .
    .
    "MANDUCK"..;-p :-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • About Yourself
    Interviewer: Tell Me Something About Yourself ??

    Sardar: Sir, Yourself is An 8 Letter Word...:-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Tumhara Dost Kese Mara
    Police:
    Tumhara Dost Kese Mara?

    Sardar:
    Pata nai Ji,
    Wo Bola Mere Pait me Choohe Kood rahe hen
    to Me ne Usko
    Choohe Maarne ki Dawa Khila di,
    Jab Se Ye Yunhi Leta Hua Hai..:-)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Kiya Kerta
    Khan: Ye Scooty kab li?

    Sardar: Kal Raat 1 Larki
    Mujhe scooty per bohot Door le gai,
    Phir sab kapde Utaar kar boli:
    "Jo chahiye lelo",
    ,
    ,
    Me Scooty le Ker Ghar Aa Gaya,
    Kapron ka Me kya karta...;-p :-)

    Hehehe


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Math vich Fail Q hoya
    Sardar:
    Math vich Fail Q hoya??

    Son:
    Kadi Teacher kendi ay
    3+5=8
    Agly Din kendi ay
    4+4=8
    Fir kendi ay
    6+2=8
    Saali nu Aap Pakka Pata Nai
    Te Fail Menu Ker Ditta...:-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
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