Shadi Mujh Se Ki Thi Aur
Pathan: Yara Tum Ny Apni Bivi Ko Talaq Q Di?
Sardar:
O Yaar Wo Aurat Sahi Nai Thi..
Pathan: Wo Kese??
Sardar:
Shadi Mujh Se Ki Thi Aur
Bachy Bhagwaan Se Maang Rahi Thi...;-p :-)
Hahahaha
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