Kiya Kerta
Khan: Ye Scooty kab li?
Sardar: Kal Raat 1 Larki
Mujhe scooty per bohot Door le gai,
Phir sab kapde Utaar kar boli:
"Jo chahiye lelo",
,
,
Me Scooty le Ker Ghar Aa Gaya,
Kapron ka Me kya karta...;-p :-)
Hehehe
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