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Menu Arrest kar lo



Sardar Police Station Gaya or Bola:
Menu Arrest kar lo,
Me Apni BV de Sar te Danda Maria ay.

Police: Wo Mar Gai kia?

Sardar: Nahi Oh te Bach Gai,
Hun Meri Khair Nai Ay..;-)



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