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Latest Sardar Ji SMS:
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Khwaab Me Pathan Se Laraai
Sardar Friend Se:
Aaj Raat Me Nahi Soun Ga.
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Friend: Kyon?
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Sardar: Khwaab Me Pathan Se Laraai Ho Gai Hai.
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Friend: To Kya Hua??
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Sardar: Pehly To Wo Akela Aata Tha,
Magar Aaj Wo Bandy Le Kar Aye Ga.. :-)
Hahahha
By:
Husnain Nawaz
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Me Nikla O Gaddi leke
Sardar: Me Nikla O Gaddi leke...
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Me Nikla O Gaddi leke...
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Me Nikla O Gaddi leke...
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Me Nikla O Gaddi leke...
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Dost: Aage Bhi To Bol Kya Hua.?
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Sardar: Hona Kya tha,
Chalana nahi Aata tha Wapas aagaya. ;-)
By:
Husnain Nawaz
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Sardar Apni GF ki
Sardar Apni GF ki Zulfon me aisa khoya,
Ke
Behosh hi ho gaya...
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Jab Hosh Aaya to Romantic ho kar pucha:
Jaan.!
Nahati kyun nahi ho..? :-)
Hahhaha
By:
Asad
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Singh is King
Sardar ko Gali me 100 ka note mila
Jispe likha tha "HAPPY NEW YEAR".
Usne Apni Jeb se 100 ka note nikala or
Uspe "SAME 2 U" Likh kr Wahin pe rakh diya.. ;-p
Singh is King.. :-D
Hahhaha
By:
Husnain Nawaz
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Film ka Naam
Sardar: Kal me film dekh ker Aya,
film achi thi par Film ka Naam bada Ajeeb tha..
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Frnd: Kya Naam tha??
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Sardar: Badi Gaand.
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Frnd: Abe Wo Badi Gaand nhi "BODYGUARD" hai.. ;-)
Hahahha
By:
Naila Soomro
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Raat ko chor aa gaye
Sardar: Kal Tumhare Mayke jane ke baad Raat ko chor aa gaye.
Unhone mujhe khub Peeta aur Murga bhi bana diya.
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Wife: To kya aapne shor nahi machaya.
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Sardar: Aray Shor To Darpok Machaya Kerty Hen.. ;-)
By:
Sumaira Malik
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