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Sardar G Shrmatay huwe



A Punjabi Kurri went to A Sardar’s Shop and Said:
"Lipton di Cha hai?"

Sardar G Shrmatay huwe:

"Menu ty Nai ay, Tenu hy te
Lipat Ja"...;-)

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