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Tumhara Dost Kese Mara



Police:
Tumhara Dost Kese Mara?

Sardar:
Pata nai Ji,
Wo Bola Mere Pait me Choohe Kood rahe hen
to Me ne Usko
Choohe Maarne ki Dawa Khila di,
Jab Se Ye Yunhi Leta Hua Hai..:-)



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