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Ek Sardar Ko Us K Susral Waly



Ek Sardar Ko Us K Susral Waly Maar Rahy Thy..

Aadmi:
Is Bechary Ko Q Maar Rahy Ho?

Susar:
Is Ki Bivi Ny Is Ko
Hospital Se Msg Kiya K
"Tum Baap Ban Gaye Ho",
Is Kaminy Ny
Apny Sary Doston Ko
Wo Msg Fwd Ker Diya...;-p

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