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Ek shadi shuda Aurat k NIC me



Ek shadi shuda Aurat k NIC me ghalti se

Bewah likh diya gaya,

Wo apny Shoher ko le ker Office gai,,,


Aurat clerk se : Mere Shoher zinda hen or

mere NIC me Bewah likh diya hy,

Ye ghalti theek ki jaye...


Clerk ny daraz se Pistol nikali aur

us k Shoher ko Goli maar di,,

QK

Clerk Pathan tha,

Ghalti theek ker di....:-)



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