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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Pathan Hospital me gaya
    Pathan Hospital me gaya to Nurse ny bataya:

    Mubarak ho is waqt 2 baj rahy hen,

    or Aap Baap bhi 2 bachon k bany hen.


    Pathan : Khuda ka Shukr hai k

    Hum 12 bajy nahi aaya.....:-)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Mehmaan se
    Pathan Mehmaan se ;

    Thanda piyo gy ya garam?

    Mehmaan : Dono le Ayen.

    Pathan ; Begum!

    Pani k Do Glass le aao,

    1 Freezer se,

    1 Geezer se....:-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Mujhy film me kaam kernay ka
    Pathan : Mujhy film me kaam kernay ka bohat shoq hai..

    Director : Acha Aap ko Roll kon sa

    pasand hai??

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    Pathan : Qeemay Wala...:-(


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Ek baar ek helicopter
    Ek baar ek helicopter Pishawar me gira,

    Gul Khan or us k saary Pathan friends

    imdadi kaamon me but gaye,

    or 600 dead bodies

    bahar nikaal laaye...
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    Saala samajh nahi aaya aisa konsa

    helicopter tha jisme

    600 log sawar thay?
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    Baad me pata chala k

    Helicopter Qabrustan me gira tha....:-0


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan ny Pilot ko thappar mara
    Abhi Jahaaz Runway per dorr hi raha tha k

    Pathan ny Pilot ko thappar mara or bola :
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    Hamen dair ho rahi hai or tu

    "By Road" ja raha hai......:-)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Pichlay 20 saalon me
    Pathan : Hum ny pichlay 20 saalon me

    ek baat note ki hai,

    Dost : Wo kia..?
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    Pathan : Jab bhi Ramazan khatam hota hai,

    Eid zaroor aata hai...:-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Bewaqoof
    Larki : Tum mere sapno me, khuwabon me,

    or jazbaaton me rehtay ho.
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    Pathan : Baji! tum ko kisi ny bewaqoof

    banaya hai,

    Hum to Peshawar me rehta hai...:-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Pagal ho gaya hai kia
    3 Pathano ko ek Bike pe dekh ker Traffic Police ny

    rukny ka ishara kia,,


    Pathan chalti bike per se bola :

    "Pagal ho gaya hai kia?

    Tu kahan bethay ga..?"


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • NADRA ka NIC
    Pathan Passport banwanay gaya.

    Clerk : NIC do.

    Pathan ny BV ka NIC dia..


    Clerk : BV ka nahi apna do..?

    Pathan : Kal to hum ko bola tha k

    "NADRA" ka NIC le ker aao...:-)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Indian Pathan se
    Indian Pathan se : Tumhen terna ata hai..??

    Pathan : Nahi..

    Indian : Tum se to kutta acha hai jo

    teir to leta hai..


    Pathan ghusse me : Tumhen terna ata hai..??

    Indian : Yes.

    Pathan : Phir tum me or kuttay me

    kia farq hai..!1


    Wah wah Khan sahab aaj to dil khush er dia

    pathan ny....:-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
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